by Taylor Brady December 18, 2008
A darnie is an individual who has contradictory character traits; I.e. someone who is very loving and caring but who is also a robot, or a disaster goblin with incredible fashion sense. Variations: darns, darbie.
"Wow, did you see that very attractive person who's probably a model and carries themselves like one just hit the whoah and dabbed?"
"What a Darnie."
"What a Darnie."
by Englishnerd November 23, 2021
John: "Can you please do my homework, Fred?"
Fred: "No, you can do it yourself."
John: "Oh darny darn darn on a farm."
Fred: "No, you can do it yourself."
John: "Oh darny darn darn on a farm."
by ReeMaster69 November 30, 2021
Oh dingus darny darns!
by Hayden Panittere April 27, 2017