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lying about your age as a joke
person one: i’m not 15, i’m actually 31 /dtj
person two: i can’t believe you.
/dtj by merchdiscordmeme May 1, 2021
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DTJ DTJY /dtj dtjmmblb DTJWTFC

dtjmmblb 

Online term Do these jeans make my butt look big

originally found on a billboard at a mall in georgia now an online txt cult saying
Hey dtjmmblb

no way those jeans look good
dtjmmblb by Zack Timms July 22, 2006
Don't Tell John Yet - a refinement of Don't Tell John - DTJ
Used when trying to keep promises from the boss as well as not letting the cat out of the bag as 'John' is likely to panic when asked questions and make crazy commitment
Also used as a code word in secret meetings
Oh - we are going to win this deal - DTJY
DTJY by JaneySy May 16, 2019
Don't Tell John Yet
yes, we will win that deal but DTJY, yes I can get that sign off but DTJY
DTJY by JaneySy May 16, 2019
In contrast to the LGBT and LGBTQQIAAPF communities, the DTJWTFC community are Dudes That Just Want To Fuck Chicks.
"Hey Dave, Jeremy and I are going to the LGBTQQIAAPF Awareness and sensitivity training tomorrow night. Do you guys wanna come?" -Josh

"Nah, Brent and I met some Swedish Stewardesses at the airport bar last night and in think we're gonna be holed-up in a hotel room with them until (at least) Saturday." -Dave

"OhmehrGERD! You are SO DTJWTFC!" -Josh
DTJWTFC by Yoko F. Thunders May 8, 2014
(Drop Trou Jeans) Pants that are "Larger" than the wearer, and the tops of their underwear can be seen. Plus they must constantly keep them from falling so they won't trip.
Damn, I 'd love that guy's DTJs "ONE" good yank, and see him "Fall" on his ass!
DTJs by dmccowan January 28, 2008