nightmare dressed like a daydream

1. (n.) a woman who appears nice and sweet, but is actually is much more than this - whether in a positive or negative sense

2. (n.) Taylor Swift on the floor crying with mascara running down her face

1. Person 1: Look! Here's comes Helen. Person 2: What's up with Helen? Person 1: She looks sweet in that dress, but she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

2. Taylor Swift is such a boss ass bitch. She's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

by doctorfeminism February 24, 2015

Dresser

A fully decked out motorcycle which has been enhanced through add-ons to make them appear more stylish and/or more comfortable for longer rides. Add-ons that result in a motorcycle being considered a dresser include windscreen, backrest, good-time radio, CB radio, and saddlebags. After putting these add-ons onto a motorcycle that bike is said to be 'fully dressed' (or a 'dresser').

Damn, all you see are fools riding sportsters or dressers these days. No real bikers left anymore.

by biffula April 7, 2010

Caeleb dressel

A swimmer who’s not Michael Phelps because he’s a sprinter.

Caeleb dressel just broke another world record at the ISL finale

by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

dressed to the nines

Phrase that means perfectly dressed in the most fashionable attire. Would most likely be used in evening attire fashion such as being dressed for a formal occasion in which a person would dress their best to command as much respect and attention as possible.

We could tell the black tie event was the most important of the social season. Everyone was dressed to the nines.

by Cliff96 May 22, 2006

Dressshirt

When a dude wears a shirt as a dress.

Dude, take off that dressshirt, you look like a fucking idiot.

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 14, 2009

Whitney dressed as Britney

A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.

Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?

Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.

Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.

by CynicalDan April 16, 2010

dressed to kill

Dressed, as in, such a fashion to look impressive enough, for someone to compliment someone (usually a Man compliments the lady, on this situation) "if looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction"

wow, Celeste, even though this is a semi-formal, you're dressed to kill, babe!

by Allen June 17, 2006