Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a
game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned"
midget with a couple teeth missing.
Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!