Molly Dooker

A left hander
user of the left hand as a preference

The batsman was a molly dooker

by Lester J February 19, 2008

Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 19, 2009

doosher

one who commits dooshbaggery

Kyle: I just shat on the floor
Sean: Ur a fuckin' doosher!

by Kyle Faggot December 22, 2008

dookers

Swimming trunks of all types.

Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."

by mountainhippo March 27, 2013

Dinky dooker

A dinky dooker is a word for a complete beat up shitty car. Such as a 1996 Honda civic.

“Did you hear that Honda?”

“Yeah, that thing is a dinky dooker”

by Black boi 3000 July 21, 2023

skin that dooker

To perform anal sex.

"Didja skin that dooker yet?"

see All the Real Girls

by Bust-Ass July 9, 2010

Dooster

Something so country that no one person will believe you saw it.

Bob - "I just saw a nude man riding a tractor with a mullet."
Friend - "No way, you just want attention."
Bob - "No, seriously, it was so dooster."

by Dooster Hunter May 26, 2009