werey dey disguise

The act of camouflaging or appearing or speaking out in contrary to what you really mean or do
It is mainly used in Western Nigeria

He was sleeping and he pretended he was reading...werey dey disguise

Erica said she is not a clout chaser,werey dey disguise

by VOIB October 16, 2020

blessing in disguise

a problem that becomes a benefit or advantage

The rainstorm was a blessing in disguise. It stopped the fire.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Puppets in Disguise

When characters like ALF wore things like trenchcoats to hide their physical appearence.

Gay Liotta's club Slice has a lot of puppets in disguise.

by Jon Gulbuni May 25, 2010

Facts in disguise

Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.

“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”

by Alienboobs February 8, 2020

lube disguise

The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.

I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.

by ndrndr October 8, 2008

fatty in disguise

A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.

"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "

by Saynotofatchicks July 22, 2016

Hot Girl Disguise

Also known as a "going out look" It's the way a woman looks when going out dancing or to a club. False lashes, push up bras, heels. Made famous by Jenna Marbles it's a way to trick people into thinking you're good looking just long enough to get them into bed.

Mark: Dude, that girl you brought home last night was a hottie.

John: No man, she just had a hot girl disguise on. She was a total beast.

by Holla Mia August 15, 2011