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sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.
Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.
by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008
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dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.
Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign
by Queenn.driipy December 2, 2016
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Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)
Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun
by Acko Morales March 11, 2021
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i like dick

An expression used to say that you like penis
Mai: I like dick
Silvia: I'm disappointment in you
Robin: Gay
by OppaiOver69 February 6, 2018
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Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.
Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"
by home5lice August 4, 2007
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i like dick

saying used by gay men that means: i like dick
jo: i like dick
Mama: me too
Jo: wanna fuck
Mama: hell yeah
by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021
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my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best
You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn
by MAD14 January 4, 2015
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