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Car Diahrea

After eating an excessive amount of food you enter a car and drive around terrible roads making your car to bounce which in turn your stomach rumbles and you soon release da poo poo
no man not this road there are too many potholes im gonna get car diahrea
by thatguyissexy October 19, 2011
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diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.
Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)
by Max December 30, 2004
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Diarrealization

That moment when you are on the toilet and you realize that this will be no normal #2. You wait a second and blam! Diarrhea.
Dude I totally had diarrealization last night on the john, scariest moment ever
by Griffin_Post January 20, 2011
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diarang

Meaning the erect state of the human male penis.
I woke up with a throbbing diarang this morning.

Not even fapping would make the fucker go away.
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
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diarreastic

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.
Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!
by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014
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Diabeat-off

Gee, Dawson's mom is so fat, she gives a nice diabeat-off.
by Cpt. StickyFingers May 10, 2014
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Diara

Most beautiful girl you will EVER find.Pretty.Fun.Creative.Usually likes dance and maybe cheerleading. She has the perfect body,nicest eyes you will ever find,longest of hair.Boys will be Really blessed to find her. She usually attracts ALOT of boys ugly or nice.When boys know her, they never want to let her go.She has a big butt and is independent. Loves to succeed and is a really good friend to everyone she meets.Diara's are the hardest to find but, if you find one hold her and never let her go.💍
by ✌️D March 23, 2018
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