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Diago-Bastard

The asshole you decides to take up two parking spaces in a busy parking lot because they think someone may park too close to their beaten up ghetto-mobile.
"That Diago-Bastard parked across two parking spots, I am never gonna get to the blue-light special in K-Mart."
by Krista-Lise May 6, 2005
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San Diago Thank You

Giving someone a kiss while they're taking a shit.
Stan: "Well I'm gonna go to the John"
Roger to his "date": "Come on! Go give him a San Diago Thank You!"
by NeophileX April 20, 2010
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San Diago

Welcome to the great city of San Diago.
by Will Pagano April 19, 2005
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San Diago

Of course discovered by the Germans. THey called it, "San Diago", which, of course in German means a whale's vagina. It DOES NOT mean Sanit Diego. In fact, scholars maintain that the true translation has been lost.
San Diago! Drink it in! It always gows down smooth.
by Azteca October 19, 2007
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Weiskirch Diagonal

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.
Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.
by the angler October 10, 2012
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American Diabolism

A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.
To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.

Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
by Sitbear October 5, 2022
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Diagknowsis

A disparaging term for a diagnosis by a physician or other medical practitioner already known to the patient, but required for treatment.
I cannot believe Albi's doctor made him come in for a diagknowsis when Albi knew he just needed penicillin.
In order to have her sore foot looked at by a specialist, Abby was required to get a diagknowsis from her primary care physician.
by MikeInDC July 25, 2017
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