A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

Demetri Martin by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

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Demetri Martin

A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.

Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."

Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?

Emma: Yes indeed.

Demetri Martin by emmawemawoo October 17, 2008

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demetri patterson

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

demetri patterson by Mavrow May 6, 2018

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Demetri Martin

Person

Oh Demetri Martin? Yeah, he is a person.

Demetri Martin by Also a person December 2, 2011

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