by Ace Greene January 10, 2004
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.
"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"
The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"
Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"
The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"
Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...
"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"
"Deez?????"
"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!"
(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"
"Deez?????"
"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nutz!"
(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
by Schafer Cromwell III January 06, 2007
Small Child: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*
Vile Man: Two of.
Small Child: Two of what?
Vile Man: TWO OF DEEZ NUTZ! *grabs testicles*
by Jack Abrahams III to the power of 53 September 11, 2005
by deez nutz yo! April 28, 2003
Me: Hey Family you remember Botha from High School.
You: Botha who
Me BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!
You: Botha who
Me BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH!!
by JingoBa December 22, 2005
you: have you heard of that Arab dude?
friend: what Arab dude?
you: Hadeez
friend: Hadeez?
you: HADEEZNUTZ IN YA MOUTH!!!!!
friend: what Arab dude?
you: Hadeez
friend: Hadeez?
you: HADEEZNUTZ IN YA MOUTH!!!!!
by juliocesar.com October 03, 2003
by Anonymous October 23, 2003