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Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.
My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!
by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019
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take a crosby

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.
"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.
by Muscoffo August 15, 2015
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Cross faded

When you high as shit but shit faced drunk at the same time
I took 7 bong rips and 5 shots I was cross faded as fuck
by Little boy Johnny June 12, 2016
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What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
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Cross and Inshallah

A style of football that commonly played with one or more players mindlessly spamming crosses into the box and praying for a player to be on the receiving end.
Of course he gets another assist, Trent the Cross and Inshallah Merchant”
by Givemeyourbankdetails May 4, 2020
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great right cross

A technique the great Zamboni would use to knock you out.
Max: Teach me some magic
Zamboni: You'd be better off if i taught you a great right cross
by -BillyJoe- October 29, 2020
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CrossFat

A training regimen which parodies CrossFit: the slogan "Forging Elite Fitness" is replaced with "Forging Elite Fatness." The regimen itself is superfluous calorie intake in single sittings for the sake of hedonism. Macro nutrients and dietary protocols are collectively disregarded; instead, the only measurable and competitive component is simply total amount consumed.
Person A: Bro, I heard you wrapped up another CrossFat the other night, how'd ya do it?

Person B: Brew, I slammed 'er back with straight up Chicken McNuggets. I downed a total of 79 in one go!
by Sourcream Flex February 25, 2013
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