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cyber sex 

1. The act that men without boyfriends/girlfriends do. Any self-respecting woman would never bring herself into doing cyber sex.

2. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.
cyber sex by 1001 October 13, 2003

cyber sex 

The horrible spawn of lonely 75-year old hairy fat men in order to virtually de-virginise lonely 13-year old nerds over the internet. Describing oneself as a sexy 19-year old pornstar goes a long way.
"Damn man the cyber sex i'm getting lately is great"
"You sure it's not one of those 75 year old guys right?"
"...."
"HAW PWND"
cyber sex by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

cyber sex 

the act of retards who have sex over the internet.
we cybered last nite. allllll niight long. it kinda sucked in a sense
cyber sex by jiggawhut?! April 25, 2005

Cyber Sex 

when you stick your penis in the CD drive of the computer and have sex with it while watcing porn
Hey yo did you here about michael cera? he got his cock stuck in his computer while having cyber sex with jamie lynn spears. what an asshole
Cyber Sex by buttnuggett2015 July 29, 2010

Cyber Sex 

Cyber sex is when two or more people masturbate on the phone together. Usually via FaceTime.
“I am going to ask Sarah if she wants to have Cyber Sex”

“Dude, her wifi always sucks..”

“But she’s the best at it.”

cyber sex 

cyber sex by Lauren August 23, 2004