Chalmation

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984

No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.

by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

calm the fuck down

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.

Christina, calm the fuck down

by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005

Calmfresh

Calm and refreshed at the same time.

After eating that casserole that your mom made with creme fraiche I felt so calmfresh.

by Ziggysmallz July 11, 2011

Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life

I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

by Savy my nigga July 6, 2018

Calm

It's cool,don't worry bout it ,that's alright ,yes mate, sweet

Person 1- "Just copped a pair of yeezys"
Person 2 -"That's calm"

by calmradgie October 9, 2015

calm your farm

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

Fred- OMFG I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE..
George- calm your farm!

by Hektic<3 February 21, 2009

Luh calm fit

AKA: Calm luh fit

Slang for "Little calm fit" or "Calm little fit"

Used to describe an outfit that is "nun too crazy" or in other words: an outfit that is very plain or thrown together for the sake of being comfortable.

Also used sarcastically for an outfit that is over the top and opposite of a "calm little fit".

"I'm wearin' a luh calm fit nun ' to extreme "

by wumi October 7, 2023