Cuntifact

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.

Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.

by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019

cattivity

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.

The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.

by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012

cutting loose

actions or behavior that reflect a carefree, usually impulsive manner of doing just what one pleases; living in the moment

The hotel pool is brimming with wild college students cutting loose for Spring Break.

by D.S. Credito March 13, 2015

cutting laps

Driving around on a certain fixed path either to be seen, to see, simply to pass the time for the lack of something better to do.

It's nice out, let's go get some Slurpees and cut laps 'til it's dark enough to set off these fireworks in old people's yards.

I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.

by Professor Fatbot February 18, 2010

cuntifer

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.

I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!

by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018

cutting onions

A term used to hide the fact that you are actually crying due to being moved emotionally by implying that you are crying because someone must be cutting onions.

When Jack saw the video of the lost dog being reunited with its owner he began to tear up and exclaimed, "Who's cutting onions!"

by TheRealDealToo January 14, 2016

Cattitude

When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.

Aloofness, Cattitude

by inipi February 8, 2012