Dick cut

A real dude's haircut. Most often a mullet with shaved sides commonplace among young German gay guys unfortunately.

john: "man that heinrich guy is such a dude. check out his dick cut".

sally: "yea, he's a real cool guy".

by lishlosh August 6, 2011

cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person

"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"

by 10keys October 27, 2020

Dick Cut Slut

Slut who suck dick and use teeth.

"I bit my bbs suck,im suck a dick cut slut !"

by IdPayToWatchKeemstarsSexTape October 16, 2016

International to cut mens dick day

April 19th is the International to cut mens dick day

Men suck except for fictional men periodt.

Person 1:Hey it's april 19th!Do you know what it means

Person 2:INTERNATIONAL TO CUT MENS DICK DAY!!

by De Nicki Minaj March 28, 2021

Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

by Take a hint. May 25, 2018

National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

by ooter October 22, 2009