cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

Rhubarb and custard

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Crustable

A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.

Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.

by RiriTea February 19, 2018

Fishfingers and Custard

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Custard eyes

Custard eyes is used to describe someone who is evil and drunk

Look at him look at those eyes oh there yellow eyes they are custard eyes C U S T A R D E Y E S

by Archie Tartan January 28, 2019