the cossack

A highly advanced version of the basic tea bag manoeuvre where the executer performs a traditional Slavic dance whilst dipping his ball bag in and out of the recipient’s mouth.

I was tea bagging her and I thought - hey i'm gonna involve the Cossack.

by Beastman and Skeletor March 20, 2008

Dr. Cossack

Referencing a character from Mega Man 4 on the NES of the same name, a Dr. Cossack is any character in a story who at first seems to be the main antagonist, but then you find out that he/she is really just the slave or middle man of the true, often more threatening antagonist.

In Mega Man 4, it seemed as though Dr. Cossack was the new evil scientist on the block. He built 8 powerful Robot Masters and had them conquer different areas around the world and challenged Mega Man to try and stop him. After penetrating Dr. Cossack's fortress however, Proto Man teleports in with Dr. Cossack's daughter, Kalinka, who explains that he was only following orders from Dr. Wily (The main series villain) because the mad scientist had her captured and threatened to harm her if Dr. Cossack didn't obey him. After Dr. Wily was defeated, Dr. Cossack actually demonstrated himself to be a nice guy. He even helped Dr. Light (good guy scientist) build Beat (Robot attacking bird) to assist Mega Man in his future ventures.

by FatherofGray September 18, 2013

John Cusack'd

When a person posts a link to a music video or a song on someone else's social networking page (Facebook or MySpace) with the intention of dedicating that song to them. What John Cusack did with his boombox in Say Anything, just virtually.

OMG! Erik John Cusack'd me with the most BEAUTIFUL song.

by KimNJ May 17, 2010

cussabout

A journey similar to the Australian term walkabout, but involving yelling profanities at strangers rather than roaming the wilderness.

I was so mad after work Friday because I didn't have anything to do that I had some tequila, then went on a cussabout and yelled at hella old people at the mall.

by rushoffailure December 12, 2006

cassachu

1. an amazing person
2. another word for cool

woah, that girl is so cassachu

by chucky norrisy January 28, 2009

Cusackiness

cusackiness (adjective): unstoppable sexiness, moodiness, angst, sometimes including the ability to perform amazing telephone scenes on-screen. also see: rob gordon of high fidelity.

Girl, he cannot stop his cusackiness.

by Give me Liberty November 18, 2010

cumsack

is when a woman is so slutty she is like a human condom

Where's the cumsack at

by metalmite October 25, 2007