cummuffin

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

Ccmuffin

1:Choclate Chip Muffin

2:LEET Boomkin on the Blade's Edge server.

1. Mom made ccmuffins for breakfast! Num num num

2. Dude I was in raid with Ccmuffin last night!

by The Volare August 14, 2009

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

cummuffins

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.

Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.

by jeffburnaby April 30, 2009

cuntmuffin

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you

"Will your such a cuntmuffin"

by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cornmuffin

"Cornmuffin" means "ass to cunt".

Do NOT do the cornmuffin. Your chick will get dick sick.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

Cruffin

The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.

"Oi gimme a slice of that Cruffin!"

by Cruffin Man April 18, 2008