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cuntisha

A nickname for when your friend is being a ghetto cunt.
"Umm Cuntisha ever sing you put those hot pink thigh high boots on you've been acting really ghetto and rude :/"
by Twinkb April 10, 2016
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Cuntress

A cuntress is a woman (or gay man, or anyone you like, really) who is both cunty and a prophetess. She is photogenic, and slays everything she does by simply existing. She knows she's a stunning and powerful woman and she flaunts that fact. Contrary to popular belief, it *is* a compliment.
"Wow, Yeojin has proven herself a cuntress yet again."
by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020
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Cuntistador

An old self righteous hag, commonly called a "cunt" who is usually fat, therefore making her a "fat cunt" Usually an old woman who works in the education department of school administrations or church sunday schools, and goes out of her way to get into other people's business no matter how rude she may seem and definitely thinks she is more important than everyone else. Always finding different ways to scold children or pollute their minds with warped views of christianity and moral ethics. Hair will look like she just brushed it with a rusty steel rake from the 70's. Smells like Old Spice, pepper, vinegar, and sometimes hibiscus, she can always be smelled within 35 ft. Commonly known as "the old bitch who grabbed my arm in sunday school and wouldn't let go until I apologized and you wanted to punch her in the teeth or stab her in the eye with school scissors"
She will usually have unusually high energy levels most likely due to a bipolar disorder, which makes her even more of a busy cunt on the loose. Definitely belongs in a psychiatric ward.
Yeah dude she's such a cuntistador, she almost ran me over with her beat up volvo yesterday, that cunt probably had a dozen errands to do, that cunt needs a PDA!!
by Rambo333 September 16, 2010
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cuntoisseur

A carnivore, usually male, who enjoys devouring meat curtains
Michael is well-liked in cheer leading circles across the country for his prowess as a cuntoisseur.
by Joel T. June 30, 2008
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cuntistan

Cuntistan is a place where all cunts go when they die
person 1: OMG that cunt is not doing well
person 2: Hope shes a big enough cunt to go to Cuntistan
by Grand Skank March 28, 2019
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cuntisseur

What type of cunt is she? I'm not sure as I'm not a cuntisseur.
by Dragonfly1032 May 10, 2016
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curissa

shes very popular and get mad if you insult her she can be very tempted to kill someone but is too of a pussy to do it. Usually has a sister that is mad crazy. Always has a best friend named Rachel. Very athletic and good at sports.
Did you hear curissa today in basketball she is going to kill Rachel?
by quxxnjane March 6, 2019
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