cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

cuntslop

Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.

Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.

by Bel4sucks May 12, 2004

Cuntflaps

cuntflaps more commonly known as fanny flaps

Yo I fucked this lass last night and she had beefy cuntflaps

by Pussy Boyos March 6, 2017

Carolina Cuntflap

Smearing a females labia majora with gravy and biscuit bits and then proceeding to fuck it unmercifully.

Dude, those biscuits and gravy sheila made were gross. I gave her a carolina cuntflap instead.

by Wolfman91 July 10, 2009

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 3, 2004

Cuntflap

A person who is equivalent to a sack of dicks.. or cunt flaps.

Joe: Hey Tsuki, I bet you're great in bed.
Tsuki: You're a cuntflap.

by Tsuki May 31, 2005

Cuntalope

A person who has a giant vagina hole, one so big you could fit your god damn cantalope in it!

"I saw Caitlin last night."
"Did you see the cuntalope?"
"YEAH! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!"

by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009