Cuntsuela

A portmanteau of "cunt" and the Spanish name "Consuela". Really good to use when you need to use the "cunt word" but need to keep it subtle.

1) My mom was bitching at me all afternoon long. She's being a real cuntsuela today.

2) I hate that girl. That cuntsuela needs to stop talking shit about me on facebook.

by Solepsis September 22, 2011

cuntquette

The state of mind of Cunt while also serving a bubbly vibe

Taylor: how are you feeling today
Fiona: sometimes I don’t fully feel Cunt

Taylor: so how do you feel
Fiona: I think I’m feeling a bit cuntquette

by Fififiona1023 October 1, 2023

Curtsesque

A word used to describe a dull glow, or fading light.Or anything dull for that matter.Like a lackluster modelling career, or the sparkle in a metrosexual man's eye.

1.The sun is beginning to become quite Curtsesque.
2.I dunno, Tom, that idea kinda seems Curtsesque to me.
3.The dying fire had an almost Curtesque glow.

by Rynocerous December 28, 2005

Cuntsequence

The consequence you get after sleeping with a cunt

P1) hey, did you sleep with that slutmuffin ?
P2) Yeah, and I had to suffer the cuntsequence :(

by Slutmuffinz October 22, 2011

cuntsuelo

Midget Mexican prostitute. Named so due to the inherent proximity of their naughty bits to the ground.

Jon: 'Hey check out that extremely short latina'
Jim: 'Yo guy, that cuntsuelo is just a common street walker...'

by R Roc October 9, 2008

clintesque

Someone who has no body shape, or is shaped similar to the character Fry from Futurama

Is that guy Fry from Futurama? No, but he is awfully clintesque

by DaveK May 18, 2006

Cuntsequentialism

Based on the cause-effect philosophy, cuntsequentialism is the belief that being a cunt is more often than not, a result of someone deserving brutal and honest truth, regardless of how it makes the recipient of the cunty behaviour feel.

This may sometimes shatter a false sense of security that the recipient may have.

*deserving unnamed target is a pathological liar and believes that no one knows.
Sarah: Greg you are a pathological liar!!

*A perfect display of cuntsequentialism

by Taauphzi May 17, 2018