cuntapotomus

(n) a really slutty fat girl who somehow still gets laid despite her size, usually preys on drunk/desperate men

god she is so slutty and fat! she is such a cuntapotomus

by Ellebee October 4, 2008

cuntaroonie

That one friend that you love but also is a cunt. The roonie part is only to show your affection towards them.

"Has anyone seen cuntaroonie?"
"You mean Kanye?"

by Punk idiots December 1, 2017

cuntpoop

The undesirable combination of feces and vaginal juices that can result from either purposeful or accidental mixing of the two. Happens most commonly with diarrhea.

Having sharted during an intense plank workout of 8 minutes, Christina felt the diarrhea slowly drip down her vagina towards her navel. A nearby David exclaimed, "Check out that cuntpoop!"

by pointy bag April 14, 2010

Cuntaroo

A woman who is overly tenacious and frequently indecisive.

Ugh, why are you such a cuntaroo today?

by Drake Edward Giles May 23, 2018

Cuntapotamous

A fat girl that would take four guys to ride one ass cheek and is a complete Bitch .

I wouldn't ride that Cuntapotamous with four Seat Belts .harpoon day dear whale

by Debbie Dunlap January 21, 2020

cuntaroot

A pussy with roots. ,. A bitch dragging a tree

That woman is a cuntaroot

by Dwcwdc July 7, 2022

cuntapotamuss

A Cuntapotamuss is literally the biggest Cunt that you could imagine there being.

Basically the cunt size of a hippopotamuss.

"That Cum Bucket of an ex you where with has the biggest Cuntapotamuss of a hole that its literally like throwing 10 Cookapotamusses down it n it still wouldnt touch the sides"

"Your the dad" "NOT"

When your mrs has a baby n then gets stitched up n you dont have sex for a few months and then when you do she is ad tight as a virgin and then one day you give it to her and she loose as fuck...

Double fisting some Cuntapotamuss and then sticking the "2 inch wonder from down under" in her afterwoods

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024