Noun - an offensive word used to decribe someone who is so utterly obnoxious no other word or phrase can accurately paint a mental picture of this person's personality...or lack of it.
A prime example of a cunt is my depressingly poisonous ex-wife:
Her personality is not disimilar to a combination of Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown and Adolf Hitler after consuming copious amounts of acid and alcohol on a week-long bender. She is thick as pig shit, thinks she knows everything yet knows absolutely nothing, loud and oppressive both at home and in public, totally socially inept, bores the fuck out of everyone with her bigoted opininons, pisses off everyone she comes into contact with, loses any friend she makes or any job she gets, acts like a spoilt little brat, whinges about everything, is never happy, completely financially irresponsible, totally useless in every aspect of adult life, has a tantrum if she doesn't get her way, she's mentally unstable, gets horendously pissed and drives round to my house at 2am to scream the neigbourhood down, break into my house and beat me up, gets taken home by police TWICE (the first time accompanied by her large dog), throws knives and full pint glasses at me, smashes up the house, has no sense of self respect, a rude and obnoxious gobshite......i could go on and on indefinitely but rather than waste any more of my life on such a negative and malignant life sucking arsehole i simply refer to her...no..IT..with one simple word - Cunt. The only person in human existance ever to be worthy of such a nasty word.
And i married her.......(see "silly cunt")
Example of the usual phone conversation:
Liz: "whinge whinge moan moan, i 'ate you, i'm gonna ruin your life, blah blah blah, av got nuffin!, av got no'won! it's m'yome!...*more depressing whinging and moaning*" (goes on for hours)....
Me: "Fuck off Liz, you're a cunt" (phone slammed down)
(Repeat at least 3 times in an evening)
Her personality is not disimilar to a combination of Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby Brown and Adolf Hitler after consuming copious amounts of acid and alcohol on a week-long bender. She is thick as pig shit, thinks she knows everything yet knows absolutely nothing, loud and oppressive both at home and in public, totally socially inept, bores the fuck out of everyone with her bigoted opininons, pisses off everyone she comes into contact with, loses any friend she makes or any job she gets, acts like a spoilt little brat, whinges about everything, is never happy, completely financially irresponsible, totally useless in every aspect of adult life, has a tantrum if she doesn't get her way, she's mentally unstable, gets horendously pissed and drives round to my house at 2am to scream the neigbourhood down, break into my house and beat me up, gets taken home by police TWICE (the first time accompanied by her large dog), throws knives and full pint glasses at me, smashes up the house, has no sense of self respect, a rude and obnoxious gobshite......i could go on and on indefinitely but rather than waste any more of my life on such a negative and malignant life sucking arsehole i simply refer to her...no..IT..with one simple word - Cunt. The only person in human existance ever to be worthy of such a nasty word.
And i married her.......(see "silly cunt")
Example of the usual phone conversation:
Liz: "whinge whinge moan moan, i 'ate you, i'm gonna ruin your life, blah blah blah, av got nuffin!, av got no'won! it's m'yome!...*more depressing whinging and moaning*" (goes on for hours)....
Me: "Fuck off Liz, you're a cunt" (phone slammed down)
(Repeat at least 3 times in an evening)
by Mr Nevergettingmarriedagain February 10, 2007
There are a number of different ways in which this word can be used, besides being an informal name for female genitalia*, it can be used in at least two other ways:
1) A derogatory name for a person you intensely dislike;
2) As an acronym standing variously for Computer User Non-Technical, Cannot Understand New Technology, Cannot Utilise Normal Thinking.
No doubt there are others as well, but those mentioned here all share a common theme in that the person described is a bit of a twat.
*For some reason this is now perceived to be offensive, but during the Middle Ages in Britain it was a word in common use indeed, it still remains in some street names e.g. Gropecunt Lane.
1) A derogatory name for a person you intensely dislike;
2) As an acronym standing variously for Computer User Non-Technical, Cannot Understand New Technology, Cannot Utilise Normal Thinking.
No doubt there are others as well, but those mentioned here all share a common theme in that the person described is a bit of a twat.
*For some reason this is now perceived to be offensive, but during the Middle Ages in Britain it was a word in common use indeed, it still remains in some street names e.g. Gropecunt Lane.
by Croatalin December 04, 2013
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
That cunt is going to take all women’s rights away.
That cunt is going to take away the right to gay marriage.
That cunt is going to take away the right to gay marriage.
by fuckamyconeybarrett October 28, 2020
man, HDKN ViperZz is a right cunt
by Anonymus1996 December 31, 2014
A word used to describe somebody who is a bitch to the core. By far the worst word you could EVER call a girl. They are a terrible person inside and out and deserve to be alone for the rest of their lives. They do evil things on purpose and only care about themselves. Cunt can also be associated with the word "whore" much of the time, but do not confuse the two.
by BluEyEZ22 July 26, 2013