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Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of ramen, then proceeding to fuck it till it’s cooked.
Dave’s favorite dish is my homemade Korean cumwad
by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021
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Cum Wad

When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!
John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.
by Jerk-off Pro January 1, 2012
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Cumwater

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.
That dude likes to drink cumwater.
by DotaYodA January 12, 2010
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Cuwad

(Verb); pronounced "kwodd"

The act of tearing something (usually paper) in half, and then tearing those halves in half again, in an attempt to invalidate it's usefulness, usually done right before throwing the item away.

A mixture of the words "cut" and "wad" formed into a homonym of the word "quad", which also describes how many pieces of the original item are created when you "cuwad" it.
Emily cuwadded George's wedding invitation and tossed it into the recycle bin.

Scott spends about 5 minutes every day having to cuwad all the credit card offers he receives in the mail.
by PencilBox July 15, 2019
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Cumadilla

When you cum in a quesadilla or fill a quesadilla with dick cheese then cook it.
Honey go make me a cumadilla.
by Cumadilla July 18, 2017
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Cumrade

This is a term used to describe someone who is engaged in the people's fight for liberation from class warfare, while also someone who is engaged with liberating your libido.
I lost my job, they evicted my ass, and I can barely afford food for myself now... thank god for my cumrades, they'll know how to help me
by cumrade4lyfe March 9, 2022
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Penis Cumlada

A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)
by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011
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