cumstomer

People who you're fucking with who purchase / receive your cum.

We have so many cumstomers that we cum all over.

by jack and kill May 18, 2010

cumstroglide

A mix of cum and astroglide brand lube.

A guy lubes up with astroglide and comes in a girl.
Girl- "There's so much cum!"
Guy- "Naw, that's cumstroglide."

by HB88 July 27, 2011

Cumstroller

A slang term reffering to the testicles or scrotum.

Guy 1: Dude, i'm carrying such a load in my cumstroller.

Guy 2: Wow you must be so proud.

by Mull3tmen September 20, 2017

Cumstrology

When a someone puts one cock infront of each eye (like binoculars) and pulls their foreskins over the back of their eyes, then he/she grabs the shafts and jerks them off .

Harry is a real cumstrologist, he does cumstrology with zoid and diplo every night!

by Floppybottom October 27, 2020