Compression Shorts

Ultimate boner control while making out with a girl

Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.

by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012

Conpression

The act of being conductor and oppressing people by banning/kicking them.

StixnStonezz: CONDUCTOR KEEPS FUCKING CONPRESSING ME
Iann787: STOP BANNING ME THIS IS CONPRESSION

by is_memegod March 6, 2017

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

Campfessional

(Noun) A campfessional is one of those classic camp activities in which male counselor x and female counselor y, while never previously friends, randomly pour out their hearts to one another on a given night until the wee hours of the morning. They may have never been friends before, and they may not continue to be friends following said deed, but for that night they open up about just about anything.

Man, Zack and Stacey had the longest campfessional last night and now they're not even talking.

by mikemem February 13, 2008

cumpassion

typically how a man fulfills his desire with the woman he loves

She looked at him that certain sexual way and he knew it was time for some cumpassion.

by twangdong February 1, 2019

cumpassionate

When you love someone or something so much that you start to cum.

I'm not just passionate about her, I'm cumpassionate about her!

passionatecum

by flywithmee May 11, 2009

Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.

Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019