Cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly massive load in the past tense.

I cumpt all over Jacob's face yesterday

by trixsta587 July 20, 2010

Cumpits

Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.

We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!

by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011

Cumputer

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

cumpon

An apparatus placed in the vagina after sex to absorb excess semen.

This semen running out of me is disgusting I really need a cumpon.

by Cumpon user July 31, 2011

cumpop

When an erect penis which is standing perpendicular to the ground, spurts cum up into the air, then has the falling cum decorate it's head like icing.

I blew Jimmy and then watched him make a cumpop. Then I licked his head clean

by Steven Leckie August 20, 2003

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

by buttfinger November 30, 2013