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Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.
by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018
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culminating project

A project devised by districts around the country to bother the high school senior class by making them work 20 more hours outside of school to prove that they can do a project. In short it's totally lame.
Friend 1 IM: Hey man what's up, I haven't seen you on WoW in five hours.

Friend 2 IM: The culminating project is wasting my life away man.
by Shane Fender April 28, 2008
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cummingtonite

1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"

2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.
I found some cummingtonite in these rocks! *sniggers*
by harmerboy January 1, 2010
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mr cullin

the fattest shit in all of st gregories, he calls everyone son and touches people beanheads putting his crusty handsd all over you. If u mess with him u will get a shit tonne of headtouching making you get bullied for having dandruff but really it is the crust from mr cullins hands.
don't be a fokin mr cullin.
by ufta May 2, 2019
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Suckingadick Cuminmyass

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"
by KinZil March 10, 2017
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Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!
'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020
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Theresa Cummings

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.
Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.
by Azzman66 September 14, 2018
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