cumfee

When you nut and have to pay the girl afterwards.

John: "Man Kaitlyn was great, but I had to pay the cumfee after."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."

by etohjohnson May 24, 2017

Cumfetti

Synonym for the act of ejaculating, a codeword used easily in public because it sounds so much like confetti. Verb, present tense.

I just knew I was about to cumfetti all over her face, but I couldn't help it.

by Nortegirl123 September 26, 2009

Cumfeeder

A friend that isn't really that great of a friend. On your friendship scale the Top spot is your Best Friend, the Bottom Spot is referred as a Cumfeeder

Jordan is a cumfeeder

by kingcuntkilla' September 28, 2011

cumfetti

The little bits of tissue stuck to your penis after masturbating.

I prefer to jizz in a sock instead of tissue because I don't want to clean up the cumfetti.

by Harry Tipper August 31, 2012

Cumfetti

When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.

"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."

by patrick fuhken williams April 7, 2008

cumfest

where lots of cum (sperm) is involved in a sexual activity

my god me and daniel have a lot of wanks togeter and spunk alot eg cumfest lol

by tim raine July 18, 2008

Cup of Cumfee

When there's no creamer in your house, so you cum in your coffee for a little extra... something.

Awe man I'm out of sugar, cream, and milk.... Guess I'm having a cup of cumfee today...

by Mr.MisterMyster January 28, 2018