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cumfee

When you nut and have to pay the girl afterwards.
John: "Man Kaitlyn was great, but I had to pay the cumfee after."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."
by etohjohnson May 24, 2017
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Cumfetti

Synonym for the act of ejaculating, a codeword used easily in public because it sounds so much like confetti. Verb, present tense.
I just knew I was about to cumfetti all over her face, but I couldn't help it.
by Nortegirl123 September 26, 2009
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Cumfeeder

A friend that isn't really that great of a friend. On your friendship scale the Top spot is your Best Friend, the Bottom Spot is referred as a Cumfeeder
Jordan is a cumfeeder
by kingcuntkilla' September 28, 2011
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cumfetti

The little bits of tissue stuck to your penis after masturbating.
I prefer to jizz in a sock instead of tissue because I don't want to clean up the cumfetti.
by Harry Tipper August 31, 2012
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Cumfetti

When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.
"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."
by patrick fuhken williams April 7, 2008
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cumfest

where lots of cum (sperm) is involved in a sexual activity
my god me and daniel have a lot of wanks togeter and spunk alot eg cumfest lol
by tim raine July 18, 2008
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Cup of Cumfee

When there's no creamer in your house, so you cum in your coffee for a little extra... something.
Awe man I'm out of sugar, cream, and milk.... Guess I'm having a cup of cumfee today...
by Mr.MisterMyster January 28, 2018
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