cucurbitophobia

Fear of pumpkins

Do you want to go to Jack's Halloween party?
No man! I've got CUCURBITOPHOBIA!!

by TRD78 October 10, 2013

cumburping gutterslut

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

cumcussion

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage

Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night

by sasha grey January 4, 2013

cumburn

when you ejaculate and your penis is burning so you sit on the toilet waiting to piss.

"i was fucking a girl last night and it went shit"
"you have cumburn?"
"yeah"

by "Mike has sideman syndrome" April 9, 2016

Cumcussion

The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.

That girl sucked me so hard that I got a cumcussion

by TheDrunkenBulletTM June 17, 2013

Cumcubine

A male who has become the property of another man who has just inseminated his asshole

My cumcubine is a good bottom slut.

by E. Daddy August 26, 2013

cumhur

A Turkish given name for males. Also may mean "the general public", "the people", "crowd", or "multitude".

The title for the President of Türkiye is "Reis-i Cumhur", which means "the leader of the people".

by Rurouni December 13, 2012