Cumcock

A cock that is not cleaned after cumming.

For two days he had a cumcock.

by JaneCState November 14, 2010

cumcopter

At the point of intercourse where the male has an orgasm, he pulls out and spins his body in such a way to make the penis whirl around like a helicopter blade; therefore disseminating his semen throughout the area.

"Just when I thought he was done, Tommy pulled out and did a cumcopter and splatted his cum all over my walls"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

cumcoon

1. (NOUN) What is formed when one is horny but too tired to get out of bed. Due to the lack of available tissue, the skeeterpillar lets its seed fall where it will and proceeds to cocoon itself in ejaculate and blankets for the night.

2. (VERB) To make a cumcoon of oneself.

1. The skeeterpillar emerged from its cumcoon in the morning as a beautiful nutterfly.

2. Screw you guys, I'm going home to cumcoon myself.

by erik5556 November 9, 2020

cum cow

A man who needs to cum constantly or becomes ornery, like a cow who has not been milked and has swollen udders. He requires daily "milking" to stay normal, or is at risk of going into a frenzied whiteout.

-Why is Neal whimpering and moaning at us?
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.

by BDP reproductions August 4, 2018

cumrow

i dont know i just thought of it and laughed inside

maybe cumrow is a real word, i didnt look it up

by panties July 20, 2003

cumcoction

Any drink or beverage with cum as an ingredient. (i.e. coke with cum, jagermeister with cum, kool-aid with cum, orange juice with cum, vodka with cum, 7up with cum, mocha frap with cum, water with cum, boba with cum, hot cocoa with cum, cum with cum)

"Oh no! Your cumcoction spilled all over my face! Sooooo sticky."

by biqboiz November 14, 2016

Cumbow

When a dude holds his thumb over his dick hole while he spooges so that his jizz sprays in a fine mist. Then the mist refracts sunlight and you can see a rainbow in the jizz mist, or jist.

You can do da same shit wit a garden hose, except garden hoses ain't got jist.

"Yo man, last night I jisted on mah girl and saw the most ballin' cumbow in front of dat bitches face."

by Stevey B. March 31, 2009