cumburping gutterslut

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

cumbulating

The position a cat is in when it has all of it's paws curled under it's body and has it's eyes closed.

Felix looks so content when he is cumbulating

by topperman May 20, 2014

Cumbuket

A female that can take load after load of semen without conceiving a child usually jumping from guy to guy.

Come here my little cumbuket, got a fill up for you.

by Jr0010101 May 12, 2016

Cumbustion

An explosion of jizz in your pants. Literally!

That chicks so fine cumbustion was unavoidable!
Dude, go change!

by CWeed, Browniemixx, Echo January 11, 2009

cumbungle

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"

That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!

by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017

cumbustrophy

If someone aggressively cumbusts all over the place.

After the cumbustrophy, the cum was everywhere.

by Tepovation March 19, 2022

cumburn

when you ejaculate and your penis is burning so you sit on the toilet waiting to piss.

"i was fucking a girl last night and it went shit"
"you have cumburn?"
"yeah"

by "Mike has sideman syndrome" April 9, 2016