Cumbrella

Another word for condom

John: I can wait for you to let me in because I'm just that kind of fella, but I'm gonna bust so hard you're gonna need a cumbrella
Amanda: Ok, John....

by Manda+JaMiS January 10, 2017

Cumbrella

Elongated eye lashes used to block semen from getting in the eyes.

Him: "Aren't you worried it'll hit your eyes?"
Me: "Don't worry, I have a cumbrella."

by theonionkb February 04, 2021

Cumbrella

A three man job that requires one man to spread his ball sack out flat.
, Another man to ejaculate (cum) on the flatly spread ball sack, and a third man to suck the cun out of the ball sack with or without a straw.

Shawn: Johnny what are you doing tonight?
Johnny: I was thinking you and Jeff should come over so we can do a cumbrella

by Cumthu April 22, 2015

Cumbrella

A contraceptive device worn on the penis. A synonym to condom.

"Eh man, u got any comdamns?""Yea, here's my last cumbrella, chief."

by Jzza February 20, 2010

Cumbrella

Something used as a shield to block a mighty cum load landing on ones face!

"Wtf Bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a Cumbrella"

by RobDJ July 23, 2009

Cumbrella

Keeps cum out of your eyes

Do you have your cumbrella on?

by July 23, 2022

Cumbrella

An umbrella to sheild one from cum.

Husband: "Oh, god! Jizzgasm!"
Wife: "Sweet Jesus! Where the hell is my cumbrella?"

by Master Travisio May 27, 2005