cumbiscuit

A freshly baked biscuit covered in your own cum

After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.

by cumlovingboy June 19, 2006

cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014

cumbustability

The ability for me to cum on your mother's bust.

Dude, my cumbustability was at an alltime high yesterday.

by EBRJ July 9, 2010

cumbiote

Like a symbiote from venom but with cum instead of space goo

After the 100 person bukkake, she became a cumbiote

by Tricopoop October 5, 2018

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.

When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.

by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008

Spontaneous Cumbustion

An unexpected ejaculation

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

cubist

A person who works in a cubicle and is hardly seen ever seen outside of it during working hours, does not engage in office banter, office politics,office gatherings or discussions.

you can ask Rick to come to lunch, but he prolly won't....he's a cubist.

by thomas curtis June 18, 2008