cumb

Abbreviation for "chuckling under my breath." Used when something is mildly amusing; tickles your funny bone.

Mike: So I was making out with this girl the other day, and I got this massive cramp in my leg and fell off the bed!
Caity: cumb

by CaitTheGreat June 30, 2008

cumbed

The bed you masterbate into when staying solo in a double bed hotel room. The bed itself is used as a cum rag, and no clean up is necessary.

"Make sure to use the less comfortable of the two beds as your cumbed, because afterall, you won't be in it for too long."

by kangytea January 2, 2017

To be in a state of complete relaxation, usually achieved by use of narcotics (weed).

I am so nomfortably cumb after that last joint.

by KentishP=NP February 14, 2017

Cumb: when you cum so hard it makes you lose a few IQ points and become dumb.

Friend: did you go out with that girl again?

You: yeah, I made her cumb.

by Tofu tooth September 9, 2021