cumligraphy

Cumligraphy (from Greek: καλλιγραφία) is a visual art related to writing. It is the design and execution of lettering with a broad-tipped instrument, often the human penis, or other writing instrument to give form to artistic representations of the Greek alphabet through the medium of human semen. A contemporary cumligraphic practice can be defined as "the art of giving form to signs in an expressive, harmonious, and skillful manner using cum".

Did you see the note he left her? Beautiful cumligraphy... and it tastes great too.

by MaRyHa January 9, 2021

Cumrag Murray

A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.

The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.

Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"

Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"

Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"

by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019

cumrimage

To set off from Durham to Barnard Castle to test one’s eyesight to ensure one is capable of driving back to London.

Optional extras include jumping out of the car at Barnard Castle due to feeling “a little bit sick”

I’m off on a cumrimage.

by 007adriano August 5, 2021

cumriot

When something is extremely exciting, or causes you to become sexually frustrated.

That band was so amazing, they caused such a cumriot!

by TheKoalaQueen March 20, 2012

cumrag

a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose

You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.

by MartinBlank March 30, 2005

cumrag

Brawny Towel, dishcloth, crusty old sock, family pictures, unsuspecting poodle used to keep nut off the carpet

#1) My girlfriend knows she's just a cumrag and she's cool with it.
#2) My cumrag gives me money so's I stay home at night.
#3) I had to strangle that cumrag... she snorted all my meth.

by joe35205 June 22, 2006

Cumrific

Something so good its orgasmic

The blowjob was cumrific, so miguel jizzed everywhere, leaving betsy soksed in his love juice.

by Aphish January 3, 2010