cumfetti

A life threatening medical condition that requires immediate ambulatory service. Also causes genetic birth defects in offspring. 69.4 cases have been reported in the US as of 2023. Primarily affects Caucasian individuals who ingest too many hotdogs.

I'M GONNA SPLOOGE

MICHAEL JACKSON JUST DIED :O

CUMFETTI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

Cumfetti

When a male ejaculates on a female’s face, then glitter bombs her face.

She wants me to cumfetti her tonight...
I just cumfettied this girl...
I got cumfettied...

by BuzzyGrunt October 9, 2018