fizzle cuffer

A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.

Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”

by Itsaword October 23, 2018

Pee Pee Cuffer

Guy who cannot let go of his penis. aka chronic masterbater.

Bobby Belley is such a pee pee cuffer!!!

by lockalocka May 20, 2011

muff cuffer

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.

oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer

by big rodge December 19, 2010

bread cuffer

someone who uses bread as an handkerchief

lol....dun eat he gives he a bread cuffer

by 'WooFer' April 6, 2010

carrot cuffer

a male who masturbates

we call him carrot cuffer because we caught him in the act of masturbation

by justmyself December 28, 2007

Four-cuffer

If an officer puts cuffs on you and you have one set on, that makes you a one-cuffer. When you are too "large" for one pair of cuffs, you become a two-cuffer and so on....

Damn that fat @$$ is a Four-cuffer!!!!

by Panelopee Poopnpeeshake April 2, 2009

Culture Cuffer

Somebody that is over protective and selfish with a particular culture, and is not willing to compromise or share & celebrate it with those they deem unworthy, despite their motives.

"Man, idk how dude can say Eminem can't be a GOAT because Hip-Hop was started by black people and therefore he can't be at the highest level of the culture." - Guy 1

"That's like saying Tiger Woods can't be a GOAT or Golf because it was created by white people!" - Guy 2

"Just ignore dude's ignorant ass, he a goddamn "Culture Cuffer."" - Guy 1

by BossWithThaSauce January 20, 2026