Crysturbate

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

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Crying while masturbating/cuming

Ima go crysturbate

by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019

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crysturbate

crying while one is masturbating

When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.

by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009

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the time liverpool blew a 3-0 lead tp crystal palace

josh: hey I think liverpool will win the league this season

steve: remember crystanbul?

by bayernfanforever September 25, 2020

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crysturbate

verb. the act of crying while sexually pleasuring one's self.

David loves to crysturbate to Zac Efron's chiseled abs and classical good looks.

by Anonymouslypseudonym November 2, 2008

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Girl: look at Crystina shes so pretty

Boy: I know, she is beautiful!!

Girl: look at Crystina shes so pretty

Boy: I know, she is beautiful!!

by XxSauceBoss69xX September 14, 2021

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