It's a band and it's got a female singer. She screams into the mic during concerts and at some point jumps in the crowd and then everyone grabs her fanny.
A: My first concert was insane! I was screaming into the mic, then just jumped into the crowd and everyone was grabbing my fanny!
B: Oh, really? Is your band a Crystal Castles tribute or something?
B: Oh, really? Is your band a Crystal Castles tribute or something?
by Minoritiesarethefuture March 29, 2011
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A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.
A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.
by hipsterssuck August 20, 2013
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