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crypticism

The art of referring to events or feelings cryptically.

Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.

The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.
It would be easier to keep track of what's going on in Timmy's life if his posts weren't so full of crypticism.
by The Real Insomnius September 25, 2005
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cryptopsy

Death metal band from the Montreal area, this group first appeared in 1992, when it was called Necrosis; in the same year it was reincarnated under the name of Cryptopsy.
"That Cryptopsy show kiscked ass!"
by Godemp October 28, 2003
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Cryptopsy

A brutal Death Metal band, with possibly the fastest, most talented drummer in the world. They originate from Montreal, Quebec, in my homeland of Canada. :)

The band has some fairly simplistic, but mostly ass-kicking riffs. The guitars sound good too. The drummer, Flo Mounier, is fucking incredible. The vocals are mostly unintelligible Death-Grunts, not that that's a bad thing.

All in all, the band is very good, they're know for their brutality and their amazing drummer. Hard to believe there are good Death Metal bands coming from Canada, much less the French part. The world thought all Death Metal came from Sweden and the USA. What a good 'ol fashioned kick in the ass.
"Cryptopsy has an amazing drummer."

Or:

"Holy shit! Cryptopsy is playing a show in Quebec!"

Or:

"Cryptopsy has some fucking sick Death Grunts."
by Metal-Head May 5, 2005
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cryptosporidium

A type of water parasite that is mentioned in robin williams live 2002 for the reason he couldn't drink river water
"even superman's going 'fuck it im not going in, it has cryptosporidium'"
by unknown qwerty December 24, 2005
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cryptoskank

A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.
Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.
by AdamX July 4, 2007
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cryptopsy

"cryptopsy are fucking good"
by kelwen October 22, 2003
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