professional crastinator

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

by Burtrum May 13, 2008

Cristina

Cristina is a super hot girl who is also super sweet. The BESTEST friend you could ask for. She makes everyone around her look ugly and outshines all. Though you might not notice it at first Cristina’s are mega thick and have big tits and a fat ass. They are the ultimate girl. Whenever you manage to date a Cristina you better not let go because they are the best. Sexy, sweet, loving, HOT, and very athletic. Usually play a lot of sports and are goddesses at them. Never underestimate a Cristina because they can become dark when pushed too far, though that takes a lot. Cristina’s are mega bad asses with good asses. THE ULTIMATE HOT ASS BITCH.

Guy: Woah look at that girl, she’s hot and has a FAT ASS.
Jealous Girl: no way.
Every Guy: oh definitely a Cristina.

by speaking straight facts November 27, 2019

Maria Cristina

The most beautiful girl in the whole universe, when she walks the sun will shine on her , when she sleeps the moon sleeps with her.

Incredible beauty,
Loving,
Overly Caring,
Very pretty,
Excellent manners,
Undying charms.

All a woman desires.

Stephen loves Maria Cristina.

by Riogwapo June 7, 2021

CRISTINA

The most beautiful girl in the world she is loyal and will never leave your sides

Cristina is hot

by Bruce Baxter March 9, 2019

Cristina

East-European beauty queen that you fall in love with before you realise it, smart chick with great attitude and an open mind

B: Oooh, Cristina!
C: I know!

by junkwd December 31, 2016

Cristina

The most AMAZING girl you could ever meet. She is the BEST BESTFRIEND you could possibly want. Any guy will be lucky to have her; although she doesn't know she can have ANY guy she wants. Every guy who turns their back on her will guarantee, the next day will regret losing her. VERY attractive, turns guys on. Cristina, is the type of girl that loves to be wild & free. Cristina doesn't deserve to be treated as "2nd priority". She is very chilled to hang with has an enormous great sense of humour.

Cristina is the most prettiest/amazing/trustworthy/ person you could ever come across .

one night after knowing crissy for about 1 and half, a boy popped up and told her how sick and tired he was and couldnt handle it anymore. they stop for awhile until 2 weeks later the same boy popped up and said "Hey beautiful girl. I'm really sorry about Monday and I know I acted like a total deusch :/I didn't mean what i said. U really are special. And it's not till we had an argument that I realised just how much u mean to me. I'm not expecting you to forgive me but I'm hoping you might find it in your heart to forgive me :/ "

This just proves that all guys should think about what they say before they lose one of the most amazing girl anyone could ever know .

Cristina .

by FILOREPRESENT October 1, 2012

Cristina Scabbia

one of two vocalist for the Hardcore-Metal band LACUNA COIL from Milan, Italy

She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!

Dude, Cristina Scabbia is fucking God!!!!

by DARKNESSFALLING May 15, 2006