crushlationship

the imaginary relationship you have with your crush

Jalma is in a crushlationship with Wura

by aurum96 February 16, 2013

More cushion for the pushin'

Refers to the wonderfully smooth and buoyant feeling that a male experiences when he is having sexual intercourse with a larger woman. ("Larger" refers to body shape: full-figured, curvy, chubby, or fat. In general, it does not refer to height, although women with "extra junks in their trunks" can often be as tall as, or taller than, the males trying to bone them. These women often have heavy full breasts, squishy tummies, generous buttocks, and thick thighs, all of which provide padding for the male's frenzied thrusts.)

"That broad that Jim is talking to over at the bar is at least three times his weight. Each of her mammary glands weighs more than both his legs. What's his deal?"

"His wife's pelvis bone keeps giving him rope burn when they shag. So he's out to find more cushion for the pushin'."

by hipster_of_the_month December 5, 2012

Crushtomer

A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer service environment like a coffee shop.

"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"

"Ask for her number!"

"Man I'm too nervous. I have a total crushtomer."

by RaeganMT December 21, 2008

Crustina

A Cristina who is super crusty. 9/10 times has a big forehead and got thicc.

Person 1: Who is that new girl?
Person 2: She looks like a Crustina

by ms paiz May 30, 2019

Crushin

To be attracted to someone to the point of some excitment.

I'm crushin on him, bad.

Also, if it's not obvious already. I'm crushin.

by dethdefire March 18, 2011

Amsterdam whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

Back crushing

When you start thinking about an old crush or an ex.

Dude: It was nice seeing her again and on the way home from work a song came on that reminded me of us.

Dude 2: You're totally back crushing homeboy!

by TOPANGA18 April 26, 2011