Crush Culture

The overall societal consensus that everyone needs to be in a relationship or like someone

"Do you like anyone?"
"Dude, stop feeding into the crush culture"

by yesnonoyesno February 26, 2019

Hallway Crush

To have a crush on someone you see daily in the hallway/ at school but they don't have any classes with you or haven't even had a conversation with you; you have no means to communicate/ you try to but fail

"Omg! My hallway crush is coming this way! Smile, and pretend you're laughing i'll make eye contact!"

by doverdose May 23, 2014

Crustabate

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

by Millahews March 26, 2019

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

platonic crush

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.

I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.

by beautifulmistake_13 June 2, 2011

Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020