Crunt

Cigar is emptied of tobacco and replaced with a mixture of crack and marijuana. Word comes from combination of crack and blunt. Purported, by her sister-in-law, to be a favorite mixture of Whitney Houston.

I can't believe she rolled that crunt and smoked the whole thing!

by dellstar September 1, 2008

Crunt

A crusty cunt

how could she act like such a crunt? ...Her vagina is so dirty,that it's crunt. People who have herpes.

by Bellatrix88 September 28, 2015

CRUNT

Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.

What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?

by cvigvigs July 8, 2020

crunt

A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".

I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.

by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006

Crunting

Term for cricket
Hunting

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois

by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019

crunt

Used to describe a woman when "cunt" just isn't strong enough.

Marc:"My friend Kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in Grad School, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man."
Me:"Man, what a crunt!"

by braino67 August 6, 2010

crunt

Not to be confused with the gooch, the "Crunt" is a rear view of a naked man's ballsack dangling between his legs.

I got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

Becky: "Dammit Ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt."

by m4ch0 August 16, 2008