crunished

1. a mixture of the words crunk and punished, being piss drunk and smacked at the same time.

Dude you could barely walk straight, u must have been crunished.

by Drew g July 31, 2008

Crunq

Pronounced "crunk"

Dank and crunq are almost the same thing, dank memes, crunq memes. Crunq memes are often more offensive than dank memes and include things like stock photos of black people and the use of the word ni🅱🅱a.

Bruh that meme was hella crunq.

by Xxx_meme_man_xxX May 12, 2018

crunit

A 'crunit' (short for creepy units) is a measure of the number of creepy points are achieved for different activities.

Based on the fallagio scale, it is a surprisingly accurate measure of just how creepy and wrong a situation is.

Originally created by the Italians, it has been vigourously adopted by carnival workers (Carny) worldwide, who use the crunit to measure nearly every aspect of their daily lives.

NOTE - the crunit is not useful as a measure of sleaziness.

"EWW! I saw you licking your phone just then. You just won about 30 crunits"

by Jim Blanks July 13, 2009

crunish

the inevitable combination of crush and punish. to lay complete waste to; to hate-slam.

"so did you hook up with that chick last night??"
"oh, she got her cheeks crunished."

by veintappa September 6, 2005

crunite

The act of two "crews" or groups of friends uniting, whether temporarily (as in a one-time combined hangout) or for more long-term purposes.

Girl 1: Hey, I think that guy is so fit, I wish I could find a way to chill with him.
Girl 2: hey, I know a few of his friends ... we should totally crunite!

by zooedee May 16, 2010

crunion

When there's a growth on your cranium that looks like a bunion.

Person 1: Hey, did you get hit in the head?

Person 2: No, that's my crunion.

by HjwAlva12 March 15, 2017

crunitting

a contraction of the words crocheting and knitting .

my hobbies include crunitting.

by POKeISH December 6, 2012