Cruck

Past tense of Crack

Last Saturday I cruck open a cold one with boys

by Patrsuan June 08, 2017

cruck

Short for craigslist fuck.

when you meet up for a random cheap hookup off craigslist, and end up lying next to a naked, hot n sweaty 50 year old, 250 pound toothless trailer park chick.

Dude I hope i didn't get AIDS from that cruck last night

Man, i was horny yesterday, so i went on the computer, next thing i know im gettin crucked.

by thisguy2222 August 19, 2011

Cruck

Cruck is a more extreme form of the word crunk
Most people don't use it because they aren't cool enough.

Matt wishes he was as cruck as Alex, but he's not.

by 10293847 June 16, 2008

Cruck

1. To be yelled at
2. to be in a dramatic scene that you would not want to be in.

1. You are sitting in class and someone starts yelling at you
you would say why r u crucking on me.
2. Mom ask you how your day went you would say My classmate was crucking on the teacher for no reason

by Spicebunny1 February 07, 2011

Crucked

To cry as one makes love (Fucks) his or her partner

He was so tight crucked as we made love

by Thinkovator 99 January 17, 2012

cruck

That fugly peice of crap subaru Baha Sport car/truck thats covered in plastic, that has no purpose being invented.

"God damn look at that fugly cruck! they must be gay to be drivin that worthless peice of crap."

by JENASA August 01, 2004

cruck

Hurr durr, I'm a worthless piece of shit that can't even spell Baja right. Don't even mention that I probably drive a Neon or something American and I enjoy paying for repairs that shouldn't even be needed. Dumbass. I also believe that a car is crap based solely on how it looks, practical or not.

"That dumbass above doesn't know that Subarus are known for being better than anything American. Doesn't even know that cruck is a stupid, worthless non-existant word."

by Raped by: Subaru February 22, 2005