Trying a new skateboard trick, and your skateboard manages to land on the tip of its tail vertically, and you fall directly on top of it, possibly preventing you from ever having children.
by John L Foster May 09, 2005
The act of pouring kerosene on your penis, lighting it on fire, and then ramming it in somebodies ass.
Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.
Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.
Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.
Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.
by The Chilean Rawdoggers June 02, 2014
A total dickface who sucks a lot of asshole in his sparetime. He has been recently spotted sucking the chode of a cumdumpster named Felorin.
by 20 August 17, 2004
A high school act of tieing a loser kid to a pole with everybodies neck ties. The Kid is then left until the teacher finds him.
"Dude that kids a loser bitch ass nigga hoe, lets crucify him."
"If someone doesnt crucify that kid in less than five minutes i will deadset chop ur fucking dick off"
"If someone doesnt crucify that kid in less than five minutes i will deadset chop ur fucking dick off"
by Bets Crocker March 08, 2009
ben debens word used soley when taking about how badly something was done (i.e how badly a car got hit with a snowball)
by MARKY MARK March 20, 2005
1. you are very drunk
2. you are very high
3. clapping somebody's cheeks
4. failing a class
5. death
2. you are very high
3. clapping somebody's cheeks
4. failing a class
5. death
Myles And Collin were chugging a lot of vodka and soon became crucified.
After becoming very horny, he proceeded to crucify her cheeks.
I took a big test and i'm crucifying the class.
After becoming very horny, he proceeded to crucify her cheeks.
I took a big test and i'm crucifying the class.
by crucifiersunite November 11, 2019
by Rayan7x August 27, 2022