crowbar

The star of Valve's popular Half-Life series.

The finest in headcrab removal since 1997!

by Anonymous March 1, 2005

crowbar

The most revolutionary weapon ever to be seen in a game. Can be used for prying headcrabs off of zombies, breaking off Combine heads, cracking open boxes and 2x4's, and trying to kill G-Man. First acquired weapon in Half-Life 1 and 2. Not to be underestimated, especially in the hands of an expert such as Gordon Freeman.

(Talking about crowbar)
Barney:"Oh yeah, and I think you dropped this back at Black Mesa... Good luck!"
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Gordon Freeman, thinking to himself:
I'ma bust some Xen sh** up in here wif my 22... inch crowbar.

by GameBoy3008 September 24, 2005

Jeezum Crowbars

An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.

It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"

by momFriday February 23, 2011

nigerian crowbar

n. the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick.

1. For his birthday Paul's abusive alcoholic father gave him a nigerian crowbar.

2. Jimmy winked at Joe, and then gave him a nigerian crowbar.

by Yiping July 16, 2006

crowbar

A badass band of fat guys from New Orleans, LA.

Fuckin' Crowbar kicks ass! or Crowbar looks like a bunch of pissed off fat dudes!

by hey joe December 14, 2006

Hungarian Crowbar

A sex maneuver where man with a gap in his teeth uses the gap like a crowbar to pry out a woman’s clit

Daddy Daniel Hungarian Crowbared his (then) girlfriend.

by DaddyDanzi February 4, 2023

Crowbar

Verb: To insert your arm between a man's legs from behind, reach up, and slap him in the stomach, around the bellybutton.

This process may bring the elbow into contact with the groin, a disconcerting feeling.

"Did you see Jay crowbar Derek last night?"

by bowdoin December 8, 2006